EDITOR’S NOTE: You may need to reference our 1920’s Slang Dictionary to fully appreciate (and understand) Al’s written intentions within this message.
Mother’s Day Special!
Make Plans Now! Mother’s Day is May 14, 2017, and we knows hows yous chumps are. You’ll mess ’round an forget to plan somethin’ special for the dame in your life. So’s we decided to give yous an early reminder to make plans for Mother’s Day…now!
Don’t dangle or start nothin’ else ’til yous click the button below an’ make your reservation. It takes less than 5 minutes. The earlier yous do this, the better seats yous get. Capisce?!
Make plans now to treat the dish in your life to a special dinner & show at my joint! On Mother’s Day, every dame that walks through the door to the speakeasy receives a flower from me an’ the gang. Plus, yous should see the spread (buffet) Mama Capone is puttin’ out! And, hey, nobody’s got to do the dishes! How great is that?! She’s your cat’s meow, so’s don’ mess it up!
Bring your frau (wife), bring your mom, bring your kids. All ages love Capone’s Dinner and Show. Plus, it’s affordable!
per adult for this Mother’s Day Special on May 14, 2017 at 7:30 p.m.
Children ages 4-12
Infants 3 & Under FREE
Treat your squeeze like the kitten she really is! Go on, spend a little dough. Upgrade your ticket to VIP status! For an additional $12/adult and $9/kid (4-12) per ticket, VIP tickets will get yous these extras:
- early admission into Al’s Four Deuces Lounge
- casino chips for table games
- one free drink in a take-home souvenir glass
- center section seating, or choice private tables
- first-in-line privileges (entrance, seating and buffet)
- possible kiss from your skirt (please note, I’m not promisin’ this one)
Sure, yous could give your bim some ice or marbles on Mother’s Day, but why not save a few fins and spend some time with her and the family?! Join Mama Capone & the rest of the gang.
We look forward to seeing yous Sunday, May 14, 2017 at 7:30 p.m. If yous can’t make it on Mother’s Day, we’re open 365 days of the year, so join us on a day when it’s convenient for your gang. You’re gonna have a blast!