Thanksgiving Day Alternative – when things just don’t go as planned…
Big Al, here. Jus’ wantin’ to put a bug in your brain; a notion in your noggin.’ We’re gearing up for the holidays here at my joint – Capone’s Dinner & Show. I think there are more elves runnin’ ‘round than wise guys these days! Anyways, what I want yous to think ‘bout this Thursday has nothin’ to do with being thankful. Well, I guess it does in a way.
You sees, I’m bettin’ that some of yous is going to have a day much like famous Thanksgivings everywhere. Not in a good famous way ‘neither. The day jus’ doesn’t go as planned. Yous got the relatives comin’ from all over the country. Who doesn’t want to come to Florida for the holidays? They’re already tired of the cold up north, and some have even had to shovel snow this season for goodness sakes, so what’s not to love ‘bout coming to your place for Thanksgiving?
Where was I? Oh, yeah. Things don’t go as planned. Usually this has to do with the bird. The TURKEY. I’ve heard so many horror stories ‘bout the bird. If yous want to read some for yourself, go over to abcnews.com and read ‘bout these poor saps. Why people have such a hard time cooking a turkey, I have no idea. Mama Capone fixes up a fine looking bird every night of the week. It’s nice an’ brown, juicy, tender, yum, yum. A fine steak, ham and pork roast are also on our menu.
Get the Free-loaders Outta Your House
So where I’m headin’ with this notion is… If you end up with a house full of relatives and something doesn’t go as planned, don’ try to save the day, jus’ head over to my joint. It’s a great Thanksgiving day alternative. We’ll be servin’ up a buffet of holiday favorites as well as a holiday show that’ll knock your socks off. It’ll also get all those free-loaders, I mean relatives, outta your house for an evening.
It doesn’t matter if there are jus’ two of yous, or an entire gang, sometimes, it’s jus’ easier to go out to eat on Thanksgiving day. Sit around all morning and afternoon. Watch the parades and games on TV, then head over to Capone’s Dinner & Show. It sure beats cleanin’ up after a mess too. Everyone will enjoy the meal, the entertainment and will have a Thanksgiving to remember. All ages love our dinner show – it’s a family-friendly experience.
If you have a Thanksgiving horror story you’d like to share with Al, please comment here on our blog.
If it’s planned far in advance or a last-minute, oh-my-gosh-what-are-we-gonna-do, ditch-effort to save Thanksgiving Day, me an’ my wise guys an’ gals are here for you and your gang. Our Orlando dinner show is a perfect Thanksgiving Day alternative plan. And for that you can be thankful!